Santa Baby

Yesterday I sent Santa a little hint. He didn't get it, apparently he's never heard the song "Santa Baby." Anyway, I'm not humming Christmas carols just yet, but my Christmas list was made long ago...


Santa baby, slip a new goat under the tree, For me.

I've been an awful good girl,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, a set of hoof nippers too, Light blue.

I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the hay that I will need,
Alfalfa, oats and black oil sunflower seed,
Next year I could be oh, so good,
If you'd bring me some goats to breed,
Boo doo bee doo.

Santa honey, I wanna big herd,
And really that's not absurd,
I've been an angel all year,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, there's one thing on which I’m stuck, a buck.
A sire for my new herd,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, fill my stocking with a doe, And Oh!
Please could she be bred to Pistolero,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some tools bought at TSC,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me,
Boo doo bee doo.

Santa baby, forgot to mention one thing more, A Boer.
(I don't mean a dull guy),
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight