Me: I can’t find those scans of those pedigrees for my website.
L: What’s a pedigree again?
Me: It’s a notation of bloodlines—like a family tree for an animal.
L: Oh, I thought it was a toenail makeover.
We were watching TV because L is sick with the flu. We don’t normally watch TV, but it’s cold, he’s bored, and well, the TV was on.
B: Son, we didn’t have commercials for ED when I was a boy. We didn’t have to watch all of this.
L: Huh?
B: Erectile Dysfunction.
L: What’s that?
B: Ask your mom.
Why am I the one that always has to have the touchy conversations?
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